Facebook Rant Not Fit To Be Garbage
by Uni Blogger and nonamedufus
OTTAWA (S&A) – Slings and Arrows has learned that the Garbage and Refuse Itinerants of Trash and Sanitation (GRITS), the national sanitation workers union in Canada, is contemplating legal action against former Liberal leader Stephane Dion’s wife for her recent Facebook rant against the Liberal Party.
Janine Krieber indicated on her Facebook page that she hadn’t posted in over a year and then proceeded to let fly at both the Liberal Party and the man who was anointed her husband’s replacement as the Liberal emperor, Michael Ignatieff – trashing them both.
Asked why the GRITS were contemplating legal action against Ms. Krieber, a union spokesperson at first said the union would refuse to comment.
But after realizing this would be a waste of time, spokesman Juan C.A. Week grew more liberal and shared with S&A the underlying reason: “This has nothing to do with politics. She’s dumping on garbage men, pure and simple,” said Week. ” She said, and I quote, ‘I will not give my voice to a party that will end up in the trashcan of history.’ That’s slanderous and our members won’t stand for it.”
A smiling Juan C.A. Week added that emptying trashcan’s once a week was a noble profession and he’s merely speaking on behalf of a profession who respects its leadership. “A profession where the rule would be the principle of pleasure and not assassination. A profession where work ethic and competence would be respected and where smiles would be real.”
Week concluded that the Garbage and Refuse Itinerants of Trash and Sanitation were by and large a peaceful union. In halting English he said “Yes, you could-a say we’re-a no mad.”