Just The Way We Like It – The Week In Headlines
by Uni Blogger and nonamedufus
Obama announces more troops to Afghanistan – Fox News correspondents, birthers, health bill opponents and Tiger Woods’ ex-mistresses first to be drafted.
Tiger Woods’ infidelities uncovered – Exxon cancels multi-million retro commercial, citing poor timing – “Put a Tiger In Your Tank” has already been done…by Tiger.
Climate-gate rocks scientific establishment – It’s true, Al Gore inconvenienced. Says he’s steaming mad.
Party crasher discovered at White House reception – Biden ejected quietly and warned not to let it happen again.
Sarah Palin appeals to Irish Americans – Going Brogue
Obama too busy to personally call Harper on Afghanistan – PM says Prez biden his time
Liberal position on Harmonized Sales Tax – furthest thing from harmonized.
PM Harper provides economic update in plane over Siberia – relations with Press Gallery frostiest ever.
Gun bill debate postponed – Opposition says Government hasn’t got a shot of passing it.
Trying to get to the truth of the Afghan detainee issue in Canada – in a word: torture.
Ex Miss Argentina dies after buttock surgery – what a bummer.
Event to promote Atlantic seal hunt held on Parliament Hill – message to EU: phoque off.
PM’s confidence to blame for lack of life-vest in navy vessel? – “As with my government’s policies, I expected smooth sailing.”
Montreal wins Grey Cup – Saskatchewan fans All, ew, wet.