Hear My Prayer
Our Stephen who art not in Ottawa
Harlequin be thy name.
Gets more work done
When Parliament’s undone
for elites as it is for chattering masses.
Give us this day our talking head
and give us our MPs
as we boot those who prorogue against us
and lead us not into prevarication
but deliver us from Tories.
For thine is electoral defeat,
no power and no glory,
for ever and ever.