Helena Guergis – Wonder Woman

She’s Hot – Hot Under the Collar

by nonamedufus

Canada’s Minister of State for Expletives Deleted is my hero…my super hero. She makes me swell…with pride…to have her represent me as a member of Stephen Harper’s government.  And I’m sure the residents of Hell Hole, Prince Edward Island agree.   How better to identify with a population – in this instance the majority of which ply the ocean for a living – than to swear like a fisherman and act like a 300 pound dock worker?  Oh, sorry, that was a rhetorical question. There is no better way!  She’s a wonder woman.

Guergis ready to pass through airport security.

And, you know, her Conservative cabinet colleagues consider her a trailblazer. As they make their way back to Ottawa this week from their ridings across the nation, running to catch last-minute flights, to return to post-prorogued Parliament, their media lines have already been written for them.

If reminded, as was Ms Guergis, about the need to be on time for one’s flight, the standard media line is, “I don’t need to be lectured about flight time by you!” This also serves as the party policy position on air security and Air Canada service.

Ms. Guergis has also done her cabinet colleagues the favour of bringing closure to the nasty prorogation issue that many Canadians had completely forgotten about during our athletes’ outstanding Olympic performance.  What have our government ministers been doing all this time with the House of Commons not sitting?  Ms. Guergis?  “I’ve been down here working my ass off for you people.”

Guergis lays flowers at feet of political career.

Boy she knows how to appeal to voters, doesn’t she.  A natural born politician. Well, a natural born Conservative politician.

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